One Eye Person Jokes. A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.
7 Ferris Wheel - Another Circle Optical Illusion. I got some salt in my eye. If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.
He gets the bird home and says Polly want a cracker The bird replied Fuck you you one eyed bastard.
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. A guy walks into the bar and looks the bartender in the eye and says I need 10 shots. One fine day in the middle of the night. Shell not leave me waiting not left in the lurch.
